I am the only art director who can get a forklift stuck, overstock lightbulbs as a supermarket clerk because I couldn’t find them, incorrectly caulk windows, make commercial furniture floor plans for the government, install LEDs in commercial buildings, work at a sheet metal factory, flip liquidated Walmart palettes, source and vet Chinese suppliers, cold call prospecting to sell ads on Shop Rite shopping carts, and also teach guitar on the side.